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By Billy DennisApril 8th, 2005
Do you know the person who drives a blue Dodge with this Illinois license plate? If you do, kindly tell this person she is a
I was getting dinner for my mother just a few moments ago, and I had the displeasure of following this car out onto West Republic Street. At the intersection with North Linn Street, a female passenger tossed the clear, plastic lid to her meal onto the street in this nice, albeit challenged, residential neighborhood.
The driver didn’t seem to object in the slightest. She turned left on North North Avenue, I turned right. I thought about following the two little skanks to see where they lived, but I was in a hurry to get Mom’s dinner home to her.
Should anyone know where this driver or her passenger lives, and can verify it, let me know. I’ll post the address so all my readers will know of a good place there they can take all the
Have a nice day.







April 8th, 2005 at 8:38 pm
Heck of an idea, here, Bill.
Maybe we can find somebody on the local police force that can run these plates and send folks like these a little letter and a ticket.
I read this at 5pm. Three hours later, I’m at the Family Video on War Memorial, and I witness a little witch on the passenger side slide an empty Dominoes Pizza box under her Blue 1993 or 1994 Pontiac Bonneville, Illinois plates 405 3192.
I even went so far as to walk up the skank in the driver’s seat and ask her if she was going to get out and pick that up. I got a dirty look followed by “f(*k you, what are you gonna do about it?” in front of my nine-year old.
I just shook my head, laughed and said, “call the cops, give ‘em your plates, and let them deal with you.” I’m doing that now.
Filthy Pigs. Filthy, rotten, pigs.
April 8th, 2005 at 9:13 pm
I think we are onto something. We ought to start a site where people can post plate numbers, descriptions and pictures of the filthy pigs who litter our streets.
I’m sure some of our friends in PPD or the Ill. Sec. of State’s office can run plates for us.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
April 10th, 2005 at 11:16 am
Umm..have you considered your legal exposure in posting license plates and such comments? I agree with you 100% but I’m pretty sure there’s a chance of a civil backfire here.
April 10th, 2005 at 1:37 pm
Vonster, I’ve made something like $78.95 in revenue from this blog during the last three years. If someone wants to sue me for it, they are welcome to try.
April 10th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
Umm Bill, they’d go after all your assets, not just the blog. They’d also try to create linkage to your folk’s assets in order to tag them too. Watch.
April 10th, 2005 at 9:54 pm
You can sue ANYBODY over ANYTHING. I know what’s libel and what is not. I can’t do this and worry too much about that sort of crap. I have no real assets to speak or, and my parents are judgement proof. Only an idiot of an attorney sues a guy who can’t pay.
So bring it on you filthy litter pigs! If you don’t want to be called on you filthy, anti-social habits, don’t get caught tossing you litter out the window.
Filthy sows. They should stay home and wallow in their own filth.
April 11th, 2005 at 3:43 am
Bill, I gotta tell you, I’m a little hot for you right now! You are SO right!
April 11th, 2005 at 3:46 am
I’ll add you to the list.
I knew learning to write would pay off.
April 11th, 2005 at 7:49 am
You know how it goes Bill. If you blogged from your folks place then they become liable too.
April 11th, 2005 at 9:01 am
Vonster, baby, CHILL. Have a little backbone. It is only liable if it ain’t true.
April 11th, 2005 at 10:58 am
Momma - not so. I have seen people found liable even for telling the truth where the other side could show that it was done in a clear effort to damage the other party. In any case, like Bill said - you can sue anybody for anything. No sense asking for it.
April 11th, 2005 at 1:03 pm
Yes, there is “use” in “asking fot it.” The alternative is keeping your mouth shut while vulgarians and pigs turn the city I love into a sty. F*ck ‘em. Let ‘em sue.
April 12th, 2005 at 5:14 am
litter skanks are everywhere. You should see the rented out Maloof duplexes across from where I live on Scenic. Garbage cans stay on the side of the street for at least 3 days after pickup and what was those one papers that come in the orange bags? They come on Wednesdays. Theres about 6 in each yard, 3 houses for 6 duplexes. They just leave they lay in the driveway and they’ve been there at least 3 weeks. Oh well, it’ll never go away.
Jason
April 12th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
One night I was leaving work really late. As I was leaving the lot, I ran into 2 girls in a car of which the passenger had just dumped a bunch of fast food crap on our drive. They apparently had pulled in there for that express purpose.
Our cars were almost a right angles so I rolled down my window and yelled for them to pick up their garbage. I held up my cell phone and pointed at their license plate to let them know I would call the police if they didn’t comply. They just laughed, backed out of the drive and took off.
I followed for a while just to make them nervous while I called the cops, gave their plate number and assured them my employer would likely sign a complaint.
I never heard another peep. Oh well.
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