Police Girls Gone Wild!

January 4, 2006
By Billy Dennis

Another cop is in trouble, this time for some innocent party activities:

Sgt. Joan Short, 42, a 23-year veteran, jeopardized public confidence in the department during an Oct. 21 gathering at the Green Iguana bar in St. Petersburg [Fla.], an internal investigation found.

The party was to mark the 30th birthday of Officer Melinda DeKyle, who received a 10-day suspension for her part in the incident.

Twice during the party, Short allowed DeKyle to lick the cream from just below her collarbone while two other Largo officers watched, investigators found. Also, at one point, the sergeant was photographed with another woman grabbing her breasts.

Boy, are they strict in Florida! In Illinois, you can hire a stripper and get hired as Chief of Police in Creve Coeur (where he is doing a fine job, by the way).

UPDATE: My Blog Peoria buddie Emilio has a Not Safe For Work picture of the officer in question.

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4 Responses to “ Police Girls Gone Wild! ”

  1. Rob B. on January 4, 2006 at 6:18 pm

    Just as the debacle with the Carolina Panther cheerleaders, this report warms my heart. I would encourage anyone who is up in arms about women groping each other in public to make a trip to Big Al’s. It is truly a spiritual experience to witness when two beatiful women enmesh.

  2. marty wombacher on January 4, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    She can frisk me anytime at all.

  3. Vonster on January 5, 2006 at 7:48 am

    So, just how may female officers actually are dykes?

  4. marty wombacher on January 5, 2006 at 10:30 am

    The last time I counted it was 14.