You know you are old when …

May 23, 2006
By Billy Dennis

… it’s your birthday, and all you really want is for the stupid dog to not wake you up so early that morning.

… you have to subtract the year you were born from the current year to figure out how old you’ve become, but you forget what year this is and you’ve been giving people the wrong age all damn day.

… you realize that you’ve spent yet another year being totally invisible to hot chicks.

… you are going to celebrate this momentous event sitting in a chair at City Hall praying the meeting ends early.

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8 Responses to “ You know you are old when … ”

  1. James Lansberry on May 23, 2006 at 6:34 am

    Happy Birthday, Bill!

  2. Anon E. Mouse on May 23, 2006 at 7:47 am

    …You’ve got to go fishing or “Happy Birthdays”

    lame

  3. C. J. Summers on May 23, 2006 at 7:53 am

    So, how old are you?

  4. Angie on May 23, 2006 at 8:02 am

    Birthday Blues???

  5. Bill Dennis on May 23, 2006 at 8:12 am

    C.J. The respondent sayeth not.

    Angie: No. The old man blues.

  6. Pammy on May 23, 2006 at 10:57 am

    Happy Birthday, big guy.

  7. Eyebrows McGee on May 23, 2006 at 7:43 pm

    … and many more!

  8. Emtronics on May 23, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    I don’t even know ya Bill, but ya let me call you an idiot once so I owe you. Happy Birthday! :)