Please, call me ‘Billy’

You’ve probably noticed that I’m going by “Billy Dennis” instead of “Bill.”

I’m named after Dad, and the family calls me “Billy” to differentiate. I think I was in the third grade when I decided that “Billy” was a child’s name and I started signing all my paper’s “Bill.” It stuck as I got older. It was my byline, except for a brief period when I decided to be really pretentious and use “William B. Dennis II.” As if anyone really gave a damn.

As I get older, I realize that I like “Billy” better. It’s more human and my friends eventually start calling me that anyway. And who was I trying to impress?

So it’s “Billy” now. Nice to meet you.

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22 Responses to “Please, call me ‘Billy’”

  1. Vonster says:

    You were always “Billy” to me… ‘-)

  2. Billy Dennis says:

    … That frightens me, Vonster.

    :-0

  3. Tony says:

    Ugh… Now I can’t call you Billy to be a smart-ass.

  4. Vonster says:

    Tony: That was his real intent – don’t belive what he said – he’s a “media” guy – they lie all the time. ‘-)

  5. Anon E. Mouse says:

    perhaps we should settle on “William” or even “Willie.”

  6. Billy Dennis says:

    I will delate any comment calling me “Willie” and ban the user.

    Grrrr

  7. Norma says:

    Now I can’t call you Billy just to embarass you…
    Love, sis

  8. Mick says:

    Billy Willy – ha. Really, I like Bill better but then again it’s not about what I like. Build the brand.

  9. Vonster says:

    You can tell he’s really upset when he mispells…oh wait….

  10. Kevin Reynen says:

    Building a brand… has not changing the theme of Peoria Pundit for 2 months driven you to change your name?

  11. Anon E. Mouse says:

    Three words:

    Funniest.
    Thread.
    Ever.

  12. Willie Howe says:

    Billy,

    There is nothing wrong with the name Willie. Except in high school when someone would say I was doing this or doing that or going here or going there they would ask if I was black, strange people. Oh well. Keep the news coming!!

  13. Billy Dennis says:

    Mouse: I endevor to keep you amused.

    And Kevin, thanks for reminding me it’s time to change the theme again.

  14. Anon E. Mouse says:

    Dubya,
    Amused or bemused or befuddled?

  15. Tony says:

    Please don’t change the theme. This one is by far the best so far.

  16. Billy Dennis says:

    Once again, I should have added a smiley for Tony.

    ;-)

  17. Anon E. Mouse says:

    Tony, just claim insanity
    or that you were on drugs. :-)

    (whew! I was HOPING Dubya was kidding, but you never know what’s going through that fuzzy melon her carries around on his shoulders!)

  18. Vonster says:

    Mouse: Your BDS is showing.

  19. Anon E. Mouse says:

    BDS?

  20. Vonster says:

    What “Dubya” are you referring to?

  21. Anon E. Mouse says:

    I thought that since Billy’s first initial is “W” that “Dubya” would be a nickname that wouldn’t get me “delated” or Vonster’d or exiled.

    Perhaps I should just refer to him as “The Artists Formerly Knowm as Bill”.