Weirded out by the Simpsons

August 10, 2006
By Billy Dennis

Let’s say you are a youth minister. Let’s also say you quit doing that to manage the careers of your two daughters. Both of them can sing and both are reasonably attractive. So, how you you market your two and only “clients?” If you’re Joe Simpson, your turn out your daughters Jessica and Ashlee as barely-clad sexpots, and you creep people out by talking about their breasts all the time. I’m not objecting to the sexpot thing. I’m objecting to the dad who seems to be fixated on his daughters’ boobs.

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11 Responses to “ Weirded out by the Simpsons ”

  1. MMJ on August 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    Mark Prior sucks too.

  2. Billy Dennis on August 10, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    Yes. Yes, he does.

  3. Cory on August 10, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    Mark Prior’s career was destroyed by Dusty Baker. Shame on you, Dusty. Shame.

  4. MMJ on August 10, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    Prior relates to the simpson sisters actually. Various reports have said that Prior’s dad is a nut job, much like rev. joe. He better hope that his boy gets his head on right. Dusty Baker has nothing to do with Mark Prior grooving fastballs to C level players.

  5. Cory on August 11, 2006 at 9:23 am

    Dusty Baker does, however, have everything to do with Mark Prior’s arm being completely destroyed. He ran him out for 120 pitches in May and June every year. You can’t do that to a young pitcher, especially a young pitcher that threw as well as he did.

  6. Anon E. Mouse on August 11, 2006 at 9:28 am

    Dusty Baker is building on the legancy of Bruce Kimm and Don Baylor. Who did Kimm leave out there for 136 pitches?

  7. Angie on August 11, 2006 at 9:56 am

    And once again, the topic moves to baseball.

  8. Cory on August 11, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    It’s really a shame. He had the potential to be a Hall of Famer.

  9. MMJ on August 11, 2006 at 4:33 pm

    Eh…i tend to believe that Prior’s arm injuries are all in his head. Big Z somehow survived, Wood was injury prone back when Dusty was managing Barry’s size 10 head, but Prior is one who couldn’t? Hmm…he of “perfect” mechanics….riiight…Prior is nuts. He reminds me of Rick Vaughn from Major League. Dusty needs to go to his apartment late at night and tell him to go find his balls again. Remember when he was throwing at Barry Bonds and telling him to bring it on? Now he wont even throw at Kevin frekin Mench. Yuck. He sickens me.

  10. Anon E. Mouse on August 11, 2006 at 5:15 pm

    Z learned to protect his arm by getting tossed out a game now and then to keep his pitch counts down.

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