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The King is a fink!

By Billy Dennis
January 2nd, 2007

Media blogger Jeff Jarvis, the man whose constant criticism of a certain PC manufacturer popularized the phrase “Dell Hell,” has now coined a new phrase: BK Hell.

That fast food joint will soon rue the day it decided to rip him off for 58 cents!

More power to you, Jeff.

9 Responses to “The King is a fink!”

  1. Emtronics Says:

    Good God, I hate the BK and I hate that King! I’ll bet you can hear and artery slapping shut just walking in the grease joint. I’ll bet the King is a child molester.

  2. Mr. Simple Says:

    Yeah, I agree Emtronics, dude is creepy. He is a mix somewhere between a clown and a mime and molester. Burger King is the dirtier fast food chain.

  3. Paul Wilkinson Says:

    gosh we just called it “Burger Death” in college.

  4. Mahkno Says:

    Burger Thing…. ick.. the King creeps me out too. Creeps my gradeschool aged son out also.

  5. MDD Says:

    “Jeff” is an idiot and his comments show just how inept and inane his thoughts are. He went to multiple BK’s to prove something about $.58? He bought an item without a price that was posted/listed.
    I also posted on his site - Ever heard of pricing may vary?

  6. Vonster Says:

    Double Whopper with cheese - YES!

    Hey Bill!!! Time to engage your anti-libel protocol. EM just called someone a pedophile….

  7. Billy Dennis Says:

    Vonster: Heh. Fictional characters cannot be libeled.

  8. Vonster Says:

    Corporate advert icons can. You’ll be hearing from BK.

  9. Vonster Says:

    Scott’s not a fictional character?