Twitter Updates for 2007-04-29

• Steve Jobs tells me I’m his newest friend. Hey, Steve, lend me $20 till payday, huh? #
• I hate Wisconsin Dells. Nuke them. Nuke them all. #
• Vasper: The Blogosphere IS my church. #
• Attn: Twitterverse: Boy is my site acting up. All the lovely red X’s. I blame Bush. #
• Query: If Vasper’s is an A-lister now, what am I? Steve Jobs is my friend, but he won’t lend me 20 bucks. #
• Resiting. Urge. To . Use. South Park character. As. Avatar. #
• Is it wrong to HOPE that Barry Bonds is arrested BEFORE he breaks Hank Aaron’s record? I hate that arrogant SOB. #
• Rosie mouth? http://twitter.com/vaspers/statuses/44237412 #
• @Vaspers: Since you bite MY ankles, that makes me …
  Wanker. #

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