Victory, but at what price?
Via The Register.
Rising Romanian tennis star Simona Halep is facing popular opposition to her plan to reduce her breasts, which she describes as an “uncomfortable” impediment to optimum performance on the court.
The 17-year-old junior French Open champ – whose vital stats are: height 5ft 5in; world ranking 264; cup size 34DD – confirmed: “This fall I’ll have a breast reduction operation. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. It’s the weight that troubles me – my ability to react quickly.”
The Amazons used to remove one of their breasts to improve their archery skills. Maybe it worked. But they didn’t get a lot of dates.
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