Stop the presses! Columnist bites dog!

July 11, 2009
By Billy Dennis

From Sunday’s Business File:

“We don’t use steroids in our hot dogs,” said Tara Veloso, co-owner of Mr. G’s Chicago Style Restaurant in Peoria, getting my attempt at humor.

“We just use 100 percent Vienna Beef,” she said.

That’s why Mr. G’s, 601 W. Main St., will become the 49th inductee into the Vienna Beef Hot Dog Hall of Fame. It will be only the ninth outside the Chicago metropolitan area.

So, here are the facts:

  • Restaurant sells Product X.
  • Restaurant is names to Product X Hall of Fame.
  • Business editor starts his Sunday column with the stunning news.

What? No presses from Krispy Kreme? This sort os scintillating reporting is exactly why the newspaper industry has been been better … oh,. wait.

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