McDonalds is stupid
I swear to God it’s been at least a year since they sold McRibs here in Peoria. That’s taking so long? I’m jonesin’ here.
Tags: fast food, McDonalds, McRib, poor service
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You are jonsing for a formed piece of pork that is put through a press to look like ribs??? Wow.
Yes. In this regard, McRib reminds me of Pamela Anderson: Artificial ingrediants pressed into a shape not found in nature:
Don’t forget that it’s slathered in bbq-flavored corn syrup. Doesn’t that sound appetizing?
Mmmm … bbq-flavored corn syrup.
This is a true story:
When I was trucking, I took a load of non-food items to McDonald’s commissary in Chicago.
I go to the coffee room and grab a cup of coffee and there are two employees in there, on break, so I ask them, “When you go to McDonalds, what DON’T you eat??”
And they both looked at me, an with a serious reply, they said, “We don’t GO to McDonald’s, and neither would you, if you knew what we did. IN particular, NEVER eat McRib.” It’s not even meat. Just ground up byproducts, like, bone, fat, etc, and reformed into the rib-like product you’re jonesing for!
Its not that hard to cook up some real ribs.
I am with Billy on this one. Love the McRib, or as they used to say in their ads: Chomp!
This site: http://www.kleincast.com/maps/mcrib.php claims to track McRib availability.