McDonalds is stupid

September 8, 2009
By Billy Dennis

I swear to God it’s been at least a year since they sold McRibs here in Peoria. That’s taking so long? I’m jonesin’ here.

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7 Responses to “ McDonalds is stupid ”

  1. alex clinton on September 8, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    You are jonsing for a formed piece of pork that is put through a press to look like ribs??? Wow.

    • Billy Dennis on September 9, 2009 at 3:07 am

      Yes. In this regard, McRib reminds me of Pamela Anderson: Artificial ingrediants pressed into a shape not found in nature:

  2. maubs on September 8, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Don’t forget that it’s slathered in bbq-flavored corn syrup. Doesn’t that sound appetizing?

    • Billy Dennis on September 9, 2009 at 2:50 am

      Mmmm … bbq-flavored corn syrup.

  3. HipKat on September 9, 2009 at 5:49 am

    This is a true story:

    When I was trucking, I took a load of non-food items to McDonald’s commissary in Chicago.
    I go to the coffee room and grab a cup of coffee and there are two employees in there, on break, so I ask them, “When you go to McDonalds, what DON’T you eat??”
    And they both looked at me, an with a serious reply, they said, “We don’t GO to McDonald’s, and neither would you, if you knew what we did. IN particular, NEVER eat McRib.” It’s not even meat. Just ground up byproducts, like, bone, fat, etc, and reformed into the rib-like product you’re jonesing for!

  4. Mahkno on September 9, 2009 at 5:58 am

    Its not that hard to cook up some real ribs.

  5. idonotknowme on September 13, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    I am with Billy on this one. Love the McRib, or as they used to say in their ads: Chomp!

    This site: http://www.kleincast.com/maps/mcrib.php claims to track McRib availability.