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Groping for humor on the comics page

December 18, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Groping for humor on the comics page

I’m surprised the Comics Curmudgeon didn’t pick up on this Stone Soup strip from last Friday: Heh. If men had breasts, we’d never leave the house. And if I were to make a list of what female comics characters I’d like to be the first to be depicted as cupping and/or fondling her boobs, it wouldn’t...
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Scarlett Johansson: Ethical journalist or news slut?

August 15, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Scarlett Johansson: Ethical journalist or news slut?

Believe it or not, there’s two guys who are arguing over whether or not the young proto-journalist portrayed by Scarlett Johansson in that new movie “Scoop” is an ethical journalist or not. Since she sleeps with a source, I’m gonna have to say “nope.” But then, I’ve rarely seen journalists portrayed on screen in a...
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It helps to have ‘Friends’

August 14, 2006
By Billy Dennis

Joke all you want, commentors, about the celebrity gossip items and eye candy pics that accompany them. That one single post about Jennifer Aniston increased by hit count by 10 percent on Monday. Jennifer Ansiton,Friends,blogs,hit count,link whore,eye candy
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Lindsay Lohan’s mom is the new Oprah

August 14, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Lindsay Lohan’s mom is the new Oprah

Dina Lohan told a magazine that she’s going to host a talk show. Her qualifications? “I love to talk. Lindsays friends call me The White Oprah because they all come to me with their problem. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!” I’m sure Oprah is quaking in her very expensive shoes. Lets...
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Weirded out by the Simpsons

August 10, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Weirded out by the Simpsons

Let’s say you are a youth minister. Let’s also say you quit doing that to manage the careers of your two daughters. Both of them can sing and both are reasonably attractive. So, how you you market your two and only “clients?” If you’re Joe Simpson, your turn out your daughters Jessica and Ashlee...
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