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Scarlett Johansson: Ethical journalist or news slut?

August 15, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Scarlett Johansson: Ethical journalist or news slut?

Believe it or not, there’s two guys who are arguing over whether or not the young proto-journalist portrayed by Scarlett Johansson in that new movie “Scoop” is an ethical journalist or not. Since she sleeps with a source, I’m gonna have to say “nope.” But then, I’ve rarely seen journalists portrayed on screen in a...
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Lindsay Lohan’s mom is the new Oprah

August 14, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Lindsay Lohan’s mom is the new Oprah

Dina Lohan told a magazine that she’s going to host a talk show. Her qualifications? “I love to talk. Lindsays friends call me The White Oprah because they all come to me with their problem. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!” I’m sure Oprah is quaking in her very expensive shoes. Lets...
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Weirded out by the Simpsons

August 10, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Weirded out by the Simpsons

Let’s say you are a youth minister. Let’s also say you quit doing that to manage the careers of your two daughters. Both of them can sing and both are reasonably attractive. So, how you you market your two and only “clients?” If you’re Joe Simpson, your turn out your daughters Jessica and Ashlee...
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