Posts Tagged ‘ Funny stuff ’

Go ahead and waste an hour of your life

May 5, 2007
By Billy Dennis

I’m sitting here, trying to post something substantial, and instead I’m reading this site, laughing by ass off. My cat never does anything funny. Well, there was this time he fell off my desk and landed on the dog’s head.
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A lesson in gun control: Learn to control your gun

February 4, 2007
By Billy Dennis

TqKlCtj4oAM This one is for Rob and Angie. No doubt both will be able to explain better than I exactly what this guy is doing wrong. gun control,gun safety
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Funniest. news segment. EVAR

February 3, 2007
By Billy Dennis

zzFYsZRpHEU Leprechaun,youtube,video
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I think Polly has a little crush on someone

January 26, 2007
By Billy Dennis

Polly Peoria has a post about a certain Peoria City Council member running for re-election and the incredible number of yard signs and other signs he’s got plastered all over the place. It’s a fair topic of discussion, but I think Polly wrote it just to give her an excuse to run this big...
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Most. Addictive. Web site. Evar!

January 21, 2007
By Billy Dennis

Go ahead. I dare you. You can’t click just once. UPDATE: Speaking of pictures that are just too cute for words …
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A question about cannibalism

July 26, 2006
By Billy Dennis

Remember adorable news chica Monica Landeros? Before she bolted WHOI for a new job out of town, we bonded over a mutual love for Star Trek. She recently passed along this clip. Do you know what the funny thing is? I’m posting a link to his clip after seeing it, but not hearing it. I’m...
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Typical Yankees fan humor

July 17, 2006
By Billy Dennis

The World’s Most Obnoxious Yankees Fan (henceforth referred to as “TWMOYF”) sent me a link to a story that gushed all over relief pitcher Mariano Rivera. To which I and others respond: “Blah, blah, blah.” I could care less about the Yankees, which is an attitude most Yankees fans find baffling. They have been...
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And Mrs. Railroad isn’t too happy about it

August 18, 2005
By Billy Dennis

I learned in journalism school that a good copy editor has to have a dirty mind, because the readers certainly do. Take, for example, this this headline from the Journal Star: Railroad pulls out early Perhaps Viagra might help. Pioneer Railcorp,Guy Brenkman,Kellar Branch,PAMBA,Rock Island Trail.Journal Star,headlines
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‘Blessing’ my @$%!

August 7, 2005
By Billy Dennis
‘Blessing’ my @$%!

Am I the only one who found this paragraph in today’s article about Peorian Richard Pryor’s illness a bit disturbing: Still, Jennifer Lee Pryor says her husband’s crippling multiple sclerosis is a blessing, stripping away his taste for the drugs and alcohol she was convinced would have left him dead instead of just months shy...
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The Ashcroft coverup comes to an end

June 25, 2005
By Billy Dennis
The Ashcroft coverup comes to an end

With the Spirit of Justice statue behind him, Attorney General John Ashcroft addresses employees at the Justice Department in Washington in this Nov. 8, 2001, file photo. The statue was covered by drapes at Ashcroft’s order; those drapes have quietly been removed with the approval of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Now, all the U.S. Department...
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Paging Monica Lewinski …

June 1, 2005
By Billy Dennis

Stupid headline alert via Yahoo News: Bush Anxious to Learn More of Deep Throat Five bucks says this headline will be changed within the hour. They asked Laura Bush for comment. She said: “Mrmph! Mrmph!”
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Headline of the day

May 23, 2005
By Billy Dennis

Via MSNBC: “Premature ejaculation drug may delay orgasm” Wouldn’t it have to?
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