I’m sitting here, trying to post something substantial, and instead I’m reading this site, laughing by ass off. My cat never does anything funny. Well, there was this time he fell off my desk and landed on the dog’s head.

This one is for Rob and Angie. No doubt both will be able to explain better than I exactly what this guy is doing wrong.
gun control,gun safety

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From the Journal Star: Smiles linger after Bush visit.

Heh. I found it at Chad Udell’s site Visualrinse.

Polly Peoria has a post about a certain Peoria City Council member running for re-election and the incredible number of yard signs and other signs he’s got plastered all over the place. It’s a fair topic of discussion, but I think Polly wrote it just to give her an excuse to run this big honking [...]

Go ahead. I dare you. You can’t click just once.
UPDATE: Speaking of pictures that are just too cute for words …

Remember adorable news chica Monica Landeros? Before she bolted WHOI for a new job out of town, we bonded over a mutual love for Star Trek. She recently passed along this clip.
Do you know what the funny thing is? I’m posting a link to his clip after seeing it, but not hearing it. I’m only [...]

The World’s Most Obnoxious Yankees Fan (henceforth referred to as “TWMOYF”) sent me a link to a story that gushed all over relief pitcher Mariano Rivera.
To which I and others respond: “Blah, blah, blah.” I could care less about the Yankees, which is an attitude most Yankees fans find baffling. They have been conditioned [...]

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I learned in journalism school that a good copy editor has to have a dirty mind, because the readers certainly do.
Take, for example, this this headline from the Journal Star: Railroad pulls out early
Perhaps Viagra might help.
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Am I the only one who found this paragraph in today’s article about Peorian Richard Pryor’s illness a bit disturbing:
Still, Jennifer Lee Pryor says her husband’s crippling multiple sclerosis is a blessing, stripping away his taste for the drugs and alcohol she was convinced would have left him dead instead of just months shy of [...]

With the Spirit of Justice statue behind him, Attorney General John Ashcroft addresses employees at the Justice Department in Washington in this Nov. 8, 2001, file photo. The statue was covered by drapes at Ashcroft’s order; those drapes have quietly been removed with the approval of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
Now, all the U.S. Department of [...]

Stupid headline alert via Yahoo News: Bush Anxious to Learn More of Deep Throat
Five bucks says this headline will be changed within the hour.
They asked Laura Bush for comment. She said: “Mrmph! Mrmph!”

Via MSNBC: “Premature ejaculation drug may delay orgasm“
Wouldn’t it have to?