Just about everyone who comes across Joe Simpson thinks he’s a bit of a creep who’s a little too focused on his daughters’ boobs. But that didn’t stop Jessica Simpson from firing her agent after got fed up with Papa Simpson’s b.s.
Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Simpson’
Jessica Simpson is still daddy’s girl
Thursday, August 17th, 2006
Weirded out by the Simpsons
Thursday, August 10th, 2006
Let’s say you are a youth minister. Let’s also say you quit doing that to manage the careers of your two daughters. Both of them can sing and both are reasonably attractive. So, how you you market your two and only “clients?” If you’re Joe Simpson, your turn out your daughters Jessica and Ashlee as barely-clad sexpots, and you creep people out by talking about their breasts all the time. I’m not objecting to the sexpot thing. I’m objecting to the dad who seems to be fixated on his daughters’ boobs.
Jessica Simpson has a fake pair
Tuesday, August 1st, 2006
Get your mind out of the gutter, people. She wore a fake pair of ears for her latest movie, “Employee of the Month.” And by all accounts, they are huge. I did I Google image search for “Jessica Simpson huge fake pair” and this image was all I could come up with. It only show one of her ears, and it doesn’t seem all that huge to me. I’m disappointed.
Jessica Simpson’s twin?
Friday, November 25th, 2005‘Here they are, Jessica Simpson!’
Monday, April 19th, 2004
With a hat tip to Tom McMahon for the comment about Jayne Mansfield’s Tonight Show appearance.
And for the life of me, I cannot name even one Jessica Simpson song.
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