Posts Tagged ‘ Scarlett Johansson ’

YouTube Sunday

November 29, 2009
By Billy Dennis

Rather than take the time to actually write posts today, I’m going to just post YouTube videos. What would you think if you saw this? A nuclear attack, maybe? Scarlett Johansson fondles her firm, round … When Batman met Captain Kirk ….
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Some Scarlett Johansson eye candy for Polly Peoria

June 10, 2009
By Billy Dennis
Some Scarlett Johansson eye candy for Polly Peoria

Remember Polly Peoria? Now she was a fun blogger. I remember when she posted pics of her taking a bubble path. She claimed to have frequent pillow fights with her roommate, Scarlett Johansson. Anyway, she recently posted a comment on another Peoria blog (I won’t say which one). This caused me to experience a wave...
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It’s time for a Scarlett Johansson moment

May 12, 2009
By Billy Dennis
It’s time for a Scarlett Johansson moment

Just because I needed something to improve my mood … Yeah, I know. This post is pure eye candy. It exists for no other reason than to show a picture of a an attractive woman. Sue me. Consider it a subtle form of protest against the stupid budget decisions being made by people who ought to...
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Links: OMG! There are two of them!

August 9, 2008
By Billy Dennis
Links: OMG! There are two of them!

All I have to say is thank God for the Internet. Because if it weren’t for this miraculous series of tubes, I would not have learned of this wonderful news: There are TWO Scarlett Johanssons! The following comment was left at this Indian Website’s article about something or other to so with Scarlett: By: Serge...
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Politics: Scarlett Johansson thinks the electoral college is hot!

February 17, 2008
By Billy Dennis
Politics: Scarlett Johansson thinks the electoral college is hot!

Frankly, I have no idea whatsoever what opinion Scarlett Johansson has about the electoral College. But now that I have your attention … My readers are amazing. Yesterday, I posted some serious eye candy. Of course, I posted it under the guise of commentary about public policy and censorship. But it was eye candy. But you...
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Eye Candy: Cleansing the palette with Scarlett Johansson

October 4, 2007
By Billy Dennis
Eye Candy: Cleansing the palette with Scarlett Johansson

Because it’s been a while since I posted any eye candy: In my role as a sophisticated media critic, I am forced to wade through celebrity gossip sites. It’s a cross I bear on behalf of my readers. It’s been one sad and distasteful story after another recently. If it’s not Britney Spears losing her...
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Scarlett Johansson is ready for bed

August 14, 2007
By Billy Dennis
Scarlett Johansson is ready for bed

And so am I. It’s been a long day. This laptop is tiring me out. Scarlett, however, is sick of having to deny — AGAIN — that she’s going to star in a movie based on the life of porn actress Jenna Jameson. Scarlett was far too pretty be portray Jenna. And Scarlett isn’t so...
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Scarlett Johansson and I have something in common

August 16, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Scarlett Johansson and I have something in common

We both have health-care phobias. I hate needles. Hate the. Hate, hate, hate. The idea of sitting there while someone — who usually isn’t even a doctor or a nurse — comes at you with a long pointy metal thing they intend to use to puncture my flesh just makes me woozy. I come...
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Scarlett Johansson: Ethical journalist or news slut?

August 15, 2006
By Billy Dennis
Scarlett Johansson: Ethical journalist or news slut?

Believe it or not, there’s two guys who are arguing over whether or not the young proto-journalist portrayed by Scarlett Johansson in that new movie “Scoop” is an ethical journalist or not. Since she sleeps with a source, I’m gonna have to say “nope.” But then, I’ve rarely seen journalists portrayed on screen in a...
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The scoop on Woody and Scarlett Johansson

August 3, 2006
By Billy Dennis
The scoop on Woody and Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is sick of people using the word “muse” to describe her relationship to producer Woody Allen (the little creep who seduced his live-in-girlfriend’s daughter, then married her). But she still really likes making movies with him. She’s on her second, the upcoming Scoop,” with the first being “Match Point.” Myself, I think...
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