All I have to say is thank God for the Internet. Because if it weren’t for this miraculous series of tubes, I would not have learned of this wonderful news: There are TWO Scarlett Johanssons! The following comment was left at this Indian Website’s article about something or other to so with Scarlett:
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Frankly, I have no idea whatsoever what opinion Scarlett Johansson has about the electoral College. But now that I have your attention …
My readers are amazing. Yesterday, I posted some serious eye candy. Of course, I posted it under the guise of commentary about public policy and censorship. But it was eye candy.
But you guys [...]

Because it’s been a while since I posted any eye candy:
In my role as a sophisticated media critic, I am forced to wade through celebrity gossip sites. It’s a cross I bear on behalf of my readers. It’s been one sad and distasteful story after another recently. If it’s not Britney Spears losing her kids, [...]

And so am I. It’s been a long day. This laptop is tiring me out.
Scarlett, however, is sick of having to deny — AGAIN — that she’s going to star in a movie based on the life of porn actress Jenna Jameson. Scarlett was far too pretty be portray Jenna. And Scarlett isn’t so young [...]

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We both have health-care phobias. I hate needles. Hate the. Hate, hate, hate. The idea of sitting there while someone — who usually isn’t even a doctor or a nurse — comes at you with a long pointy metal thing they intend to use to puncture my flesh just makes me woozy. I come close [...]

Believe it or not, there’s two guys who are arguing over whether or not the young proto-journalist portrayed by Scarlett Johansson in that new movie “Scoop” is an ethical journalist or not. Since she sleeps with a source, I’m gonna have to say “nope.”
But then, I’ve rarely seen journalists portrayed on screen in a way [...]

Scarlett Johansson is sick of people using the word “muse” to describe her relationship to producer Woody Allen (the little creep who seduced his live-in-girlfriend’s daughter, then married her). But she still really likes making movies with him. She’s on her second, the upcoming Scoop,” with the first being “Match Point.” Myself, I think that [...]